The MTV Movie Awards Becomes The Twilight Movie Awards!

The MTV Movie Awards Becomes The Twilight Movie Awards!

Taking over the MTV Movie Awards once again is The Twilight Saga this time with New Moon… last year it was Twilight and next year it’s sure to be Eclipse! Which makes me wonder how long until MTV decides to finally go all the way and rename the award show the Twilight Movie Awards and they only let Twi-Hards vote on their favorite movies and they can hand out tiny statues of Edward Cullen sulky on top of popcorn.

One thing is clear, if you want to win an MTV Movie Award statue you have to either be in a break-through hit, have your husband cheat on you with a porn star and make a killer comeback speech or be in a Twilight film. Although there is no doubt that Anna Kendrick deserved all the accolades given to her this past year for stellar performance in Up in the Air, lets face it, Clooney wasn’t on this list picking up an award for anything, nor was Jason Reitman, the real reason she won “breakout star” is because…. she’s a Twilight-er!

The other odd thing about the MTV Movie Awards is how dated it is. I mean Tom Cruise dancing with J-Lo in a fat suit is funny, but Tropic Thunder came out in August of 2008! 2008 people! Kendrick was “the next big thing” in 2009, now she’s just “a big thing” — in a very tiny body I might add. And although Twilight is the fasting spinning movie series of all time, we’re about to get the latest film Eclipse in theaters in a few weeks! Why are we thinking about New Moon?

I also love how they keep coming up with new categories to ensure that Robert Pattinson always gets an award. I’ll stop complaining, here are all the award Twilight or Twilight-ers won in 2009, 2010, and my predictions for 2011…

2009:

BEST MOVIE
“Twilight” — Catherine Hardwicke, Director (Summit Entertainment)

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Kristen Stewart – “Twilight” (Summit Entertainment)

BEST BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE – MALE
Robert Pattinson – “Twilight” (Summit Entertainment)

BEST KISS
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – “Twilight” (Summit Entertainment)

2010:

BEST MOVIE
“The Twilight Saga: New Moon” — Chris Weitz, Director (Summit Entertainment)

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Robert Pattinson – “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (Summit Entertainment)

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Kristen Stewart – “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (Summit Entertainment) – AGAIN

BREAKOUT STAR
Anna Kendrick – “Up In The Air” (Paramount Pictures)

BEST KISS
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (Summit Entertainment)

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR
Robert Pattinson – “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (Summit Entertainment)

2011:

BEST MOVIE
“The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” — Edgar Wright, Director (Summit Entertainment)

BEST “WE FINALLY NOTICED HIM AND HAVE TO GIVE HIM AN AWARD” AWARD
Taylor Lautner – “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (Summit Entertainment)

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Kristen Stewart – “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (Summit Entertainment) – She’s unbeatable!!!! But if you really want to see her act check out Welcome to the Rileys. Nevermind, just keep watching her as Bella.

BEST “YOU WERE IN TWILIGHT SO WE LIGHT YOU” AWARD:
Possibly Anna Kendrick again for Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

BEST KISS – TWO WINNERS
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (Summit Entertainment) AND
Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner – “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (Summit Entertainment)

BEST ACTOR EVER AT LONG DRAMATIC STARES
Robert Pattinson – “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (Summit Entertainment)

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